When you have to really go…you need to go…and if you are in the cockpit of a fighter it isn’t pretty. This is audio from the cockpit of Sting 3, part of a flight of fighters setting up for a mission over Germany. There are other radio calls from other flight members of Sting along with ground-based controllers.
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JohnnyWishbone85 says:
January 28, 2012 at 2:45 am (UTC 0)
@009jailkeeper
Only on longer flights.
210482fmj says:
January 28, 2012 at 3:22 am (UTC 0)
i used to think this would be really cool but then i realized you would suffer physically. My health is worth more than any airplane
beroth1 says:
January 28, 2012 at 3:36 am (UTC 0)
Ouch. That would suck balls.
009jailkeeper says:
January 28, 2012 at 3:59 am (UTC 0)
fighter pilots must wear diapers at all cost
MiloMatrataMusic says:
January 28, 2012 at 4:15 am (UTC 0)
@porpus99 dude thats awsome to here
porpus99 says:
January 28, 2012 at 5:05 am (UTC 0)
@AV8R4HM Im assuming you fly the kind for long trips then. From what i have been told some only have a piss hole, while others that fly long distances have little porta john on board.
porpus99 says:
January 28, 2012 at 5:22 am (UTC 0)
@MiloMatrataMusic Im not the guy you messaged about this, but i can answer your question. It all depends on the kind of Jet fighter. For example, the Russian L-39 Albatros is sold to civilians all the time. All depends on if you can afford the $65000 dollar price tag(rough estimate), not to mention hanger space and maintenance fees.
MiloMatrataMusic says:
January 28, 2012 at 5:25 am (UTC 0)
@AV8R4HM WOW dude thats awsome. A question for you. WOuld it ever be possible to purchase a jet fighter from the us military. And by that i meen not for another country but for “personal” use. Im sure they would dissmantle all wepon bays and things like that. But would a civilian ever be able to purchase one if they could afford (i cant afford it). And if so fly it legaly ?
dvdcnly says:
January 28, 2012 at 5:28 am (UTC 0)
Don’t those jet jockeys wear depends?
porpus99 says:
January 28, 2012 at 5:32 am (UTC 0)
The whole time the dude who shit himself is trying to explain what happened, the other guy in the plane is just giggling like a little girl
copkhan007 says:
January 28, 2012 at 5:41 am (UTC 0)
i gotta shit, eject eject
RONNIEH33713 says:
January 28, 2012 at 6:06 am (UTC 0)
@AV8R4HM those are like flying warehouses, with a built in bathroom!
Wucares says:
January 28, 2012 at 7:04 am (UTC 0)
@mokle999 goes into your neck :p
cal45deserteagle says:
January 28, 2012 at 7:51 am (UTC 0)
doctors advice, read carefully “we all know that when you go to foreign locale some of us cannot escape problem like this one, Best solution to this kind of problem is every morning drink two pills of those Multi Vitamins the orange or yellow kind or whatever kind it protects you from this kind of situation by making your bowel hard or to put it correctly your crap shit hard, one disadvantage is it very hard to dump the crap out!” no pun intended.
footballhokie says:
January 28, 2012 at 7:55 am (UTC 0)
if i was the other guy i would be like, “fuck this! EJECT!”
Direwolf56 says:
January 28, 2012 at 8:17 am (UTC 0)
Stomach ache in a fighter jet, that’s got to be the worst feeling in the worlds
flyer203 says:
January 28, 2012 at 8:22 am (UTC 0)
Poor guys…
One for shit himself the other for endure the smell.
CronozDK says:
January 28, 2012 at 8:39 am (UTC 0)
Ahaha…that sucks. New callsigns: Foo…I mean… POOfighters 1 & 2
TinnInches says:
January 28, 2012 at 9:00 am (UTC 0)
I am ROLLING here when his partner is lol’ing at the end
mokle999 says:
January 28, 2012 at 9:15 am (UTC 0)
Imagine pulling 6 g’s while sitting on a turd! :S
BakedFrenchToast says:
January 28, 2012 at 9:40 am (UTC 0)
lol you’ll never live that one down sir!
jackrb11 says:
January 28, 2012 at 10:32 am (UTC 0)
in a C-17 is there a toilet
gigaboat says:
January 28, 2012 at 10:53 am (UTC 0)
I shat myself on a ski lift once , when I got to the top I was stuck to the seat !